The Dairy Cows and Rascals played out the game of the weekend, with both teams fighting until the dying moments to capture victory. Surprisingly it was the Dairy Cows, not an animal known for their passion or determination, who toughed it out.
Led by the all-star trio of Taylor, Adams and Brown the Dairy Cows were able to overcome kicking issues from Folk, who GM G.Walsh called a 'big folking eejit and a fucking bollocks too' via unofficial and unconfirmed sources.
Live footage after the game showed Walsh looking for two slices of bread, before calling Folk into his office:
Rascals Ready for Next Week
Despite the loss, the Rascals were the 3rd highest team in terms of points scored in Week 1, led by Mahomes and Kupp.
Tight End may be an area of improvement, with Knox scoring less than 2 points. When asked about the Tight End's chances of starting next week, the mysterious Mr. Murray simply stated "I'll Tight End you".