Glomerstown Goldfish

Team Name: Glomerstown Goldfish

Team Location: NB, Canada

Owner/GM/Head Coach/Chief Scout: L.Cassidy

It's been a lot of pressure for the first time Commissioner this year. Trying to balance, Commissioning work, alongside Head Coach, GM and Lead Reporter duties is a tough task. 

The Goldfish have a distinct bright orange kit, when asked if this had anything to do with the Orangemen Order movement Mr. Cassidy vehemently denied these claims. "It's purely down to Goldfish being orange. Nothing else".

Rumours that Mr. Cassidy has been trying to convince a Grizzly Bear to play tight end for him this year were exaggerated, "It wasn't a Grizzly, it was a Black Bear. He declined."

Mr. Cassidy declined to comment on bruises and scratches visible around his face. Since the interview, Not Fecking Likely News has recieved this footage from an anonymous source:

Predictions for this Season: 7th

Team Anthem: Fishing in the Dark