"I don't know what to say" said GM G.Walsh after the game "but Taylor would want to cop on fairly lively." He continued, "They didn't even have a quarterback".
Shanhanigans Head Coach was beaming after the win, confident the league is his to win. "I'm just better than these guys, I look better, dress better and coach better. The only way these guys have a chance is if I decide they do". When asked about the injury to his quarterback Trey Lance, he simply screamed "2Chainz" and punched a reporter in the face.
Stefon Diggs was the game winner, catching 3 touchdown passes and racking up over 148 receiving yards. When asked about the secret to unleashing Diggs, Gannon explained that prior to a knee injury, he was a lot like Diggs but a slightly better athlete, so he knows how to set him up to be successful.